Greetings

fezzingly:

I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all

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overlymiserable:

overlymiserable:

idk do you ever just randomly get hit with a tidal wave of sadness and you sort of just sit there wondering why the fuck you’re sad all of a sudden and then you overthink it all and make yourself more upset

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i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

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bluewhenskiesaregay:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the boys from fun. come to me

speaking words of wisdom

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its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

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trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

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theblackship:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

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eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

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